When this quarantine is over, let's not tell some people.
I stepped on my scale this morning. It said: "Please practice social distancing. Only one person at a time on scale."
Not to brag, but I haven't been late to anything in over 6 weeks.
Day 37: The garbage man placed an AA flyer on my recycling bin.
The dumbest thing I've ever bought was a 2020 planner.
(Note: Author(s) unknown, but these shared with me by a wonderful friend -- you know who you are, 306, and thanks!)