November 5, 2019

Thanks to Top of Texas Gazette’s 7/24/10 blog post (http://bit.ly/d95Q3q) for this one….instead of calling myself “fluffy” now, think I’ll switch to “juicy”

zaftig

zaftig ZAHF-tik , adjective;
1. Full-bodied; well-proportioned.

Origin: Zaftig is a borrowing from Yiddish, zaftik, literally meaning “juicy.”


A rarely used word which I am familiar with because that’s the physical type of woman to whom I am attracted. (that’s an odd sentence structure, but I’m leavin’ it that way)

To add to this post I Googled up zaftig images and nearly went blind when I looked at the results. I then clicked the “clipart” option and found this to explain my preference for full-figured women:

Sure, the thinner one is attractive, but I still prefer the larger one of the two. It’s not just the physical attraction, but she also appeals to me because I’m constantly on the lookout for a girlfriend who not only fits my definition of a sexy woman, but one that also looks like she could help me put up my air conditioner.

Speaking of looking for women, I went to a bar the other night, saw a cute zaftig type of woman standing by the jukebox. I sidled up next to her and asked

“Hey darlin’, where ya been all my life?”

She slowly looked me over and dryly replied:

“From the looks of you, I wasn’t even alive for the first half.


One of Our Farm’s Resident “Hams,” Jessie Sharing a Smile with You Too! (Think he could use a toothbrush maybe!?!?)

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Nancy Byerly Jones

Nancy Byerly Jones and her husband reside on their mountainside ranch (“Little Hee Haw Farm”) with an energetic “family” of horses, donkeys (large and miniature), dogs and cats. Their favorite pastime is sharing the joy and fun of their animals and ranch life with their family, friends and clients.

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