A few funnies sent to us recently from a friend - have no idea who came up with these.
Of course, there's nothing about this horrific virus that is funny, but it sure helps to smile and laugh lots and often throughout our days.
"I use to spin toilet paper like I was on Wheel of Fortune. Now I turn it like I'm opening a safe!"
"My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately that when I go to the restroom, the toilet ends up really clean."
"Still can't decide on where to spend Easter - the living room or the kitchen."
"I don't think anyone expected that when the time changed this year that we'd go from Standard to the Twilight zone."
"I need to practice social distancing -- from the refrigerator."
"If you see me talking to myself this week, mind your business. I'm having a 'parent-teacher' conference."
"Homeschooling is going great - 2 students already suspended for fighting and 1 teacher fired for drinking on the job."
"Saw a neighbor talking to her cat. It was so obvious she thought the cat understood every word. I came inside and told my dog and we shared a good laugh together."
"Once quarantine is over, will the producers of My 600# Life contact me or must I find them?"
"Day 5 of homeschooling: one of the little monsters phoned in a bomb threat."
"I'm really excited - time to take out the trash! What should I wear??"
"The weather forecast looks good for my trip to Puerto Backyarda from Los Livingroom."
"Classified Ad: Single man with toilet paper seeks woman with hand sanitizer for good clean fun."
Have you come across any funnies lately? Share them in the comments below, I always enjoy a good laugh. The really funny ones I might share in the next "one-liners" post.