Sure wish I knew who to credit with these oh-so-true quips, but have no idea. Just hope they bring a smile into your day as they did mine. We all need as many smile breaks as we can find these days!🥴
Ontario has banned groups larger than 5.
If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who’s the least favorite!
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The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required!
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Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier.
If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring wine in my cereal!
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Today’s high and low are the same — room temperature.
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30 Days Hath September, April, June and Novembe
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All the rest have 31 … except March which seemed to never end.
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Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly. Now weed’s legal and school’s closed — Kids are livin’ the dream!
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This is wild. I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer. It came out as a rum & coke!
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If you get an email with the subject “Knock Knock,” be on guard!
It’s highly likely it’s a Jehovah Witness working from home.
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After a few day of not going out, I saw someone walking by on the sidewalk out front.
I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them.
Now I understand dogs.
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Day 21 of social isolation and it’s looking like Vegas in my house:
We’re losing money by the minute.
Cocktails are acceptable at any hour.
Nobody knows what time it is.