Sure wish I knew who to credit with these oh-so-true quips, but have no idea. Just hope they bring a smile into your day as they did mine. We all need as many smile breaks as we can find these days!🥴
Ontario has banned groups larger than 5.
If you’re a family of 6, you’re all about to find out who’s the least favorite!
The longer this goes on, the harder it will be to return to a society where pants and bras are required!
Happy hour is starting earlier and earlier.
If this keeps up, I’ll be pouring wine in my cereal!
Today’s high and low are the same — room temperature.
30 Days Hath September, April, June and November
All the rest have 31 … except March which seemed to never end.
Smoking pot and skipping school had me in trouble constantly. Now weed’s legal and school’s closed — Kids are livin’ the dream!
This is wild. I just tried to make my own hand sanitizer. It came out as a rum & coke!
If you get an email with the subject “Knock Knock,” be on guard!
It’s highly likely it’s a Jehovah Witness working from home.
After a few day of not going out, I saw someone walking by on the sidewalk out front.
I immediately ran to the window and started yelling to them.
Now I understand dogs.
Day 21 of social isolation and it’s looking like Vegas in my house:
We’re losing money by the minute.
Cocktails are acceptable at any hour.
Nobody knows what time it is.